- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the soap?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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