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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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