- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Misner is a twat.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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