Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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willam dafoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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