- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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