- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

the NAACP

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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