A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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