knock knock. no one's home..

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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YOLO

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thumbs up!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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