What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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