roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Womens rights

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A hayride would be fun.

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Animal

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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