Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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