- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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