a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Stop. Seriously stop.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

I love you

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what looks like a banana? a penis

WILLY

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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