Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Tommy got neutered.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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whats 7+4? 74

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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haha

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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