How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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