Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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