What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Poop

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Anti Joke

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