- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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