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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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