- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

i like men but im not gay

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Skinny people fart less.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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