Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why? Because racecar.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

LOL -LOL GUY

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

thumb_up thumb_down -17

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -23

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats 9 + 10 19

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

whats black. an african american person

thumb_up thumb_down +38

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

clamidia

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops