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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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