A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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YOLO

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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