- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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