There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Justin's life

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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