- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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