How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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