- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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