Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Sarah Palin.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Anti Joke

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