- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Sarah Palin.

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