- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

where's mom I killed her

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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