Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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