- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Tim likes girls

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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