What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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