Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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The WNBA

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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