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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Win industrial estate, Newry

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Stop. Seriously stop.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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