- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

I love you

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

-knock knock! -doors open

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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