I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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WILLY

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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