I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Tommy got neutered.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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WILLY

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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