- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

where's mom I killed her

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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