- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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