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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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