why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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8===D

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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okay so theres this guy.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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