i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

im telling maguire

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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