A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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