- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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