What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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the bible

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