What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Your momma's so fat...

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A man buys free health care...

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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