A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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