Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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