What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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