- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Ham sandwich

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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