What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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My name is Jeff

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42

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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